Campaign Promises
Popcorn for People and Pets: Skadi demands — ahem, strongly encourages — nationwide popcorn distribution. While she claims it’s for the good of the public, some suspect it’s part of her master plan to monopolize all snack-based affection. Buttered for humans, pup-safe for pets, or face Skadi’s signature Judgy Stare.
Mandatory Belly Rub Breaks: Skadi insists that all humans participate in structured belly rub sessions, or face stern “tsk-tsks” from her. With a paw-thump of authority, she’ll declare a National Snuggle Ordinance to keep everyone happy (and obedient).
Key Policies
Cuddle Diplomacy (or else!): As the world's most adorable benevolent dictator, Skadi will use her powers of fluff to keep everyone in line. Failure to comply with her cuddle orders could result in a relentless barrage of disappointed puppy eyes. You’ve been warned
The Hide-and-Seek Surveillance Act: Skadi believes in keeping an eye on everyone (especially humans bearing snacks). Her platform ensures that playing hide-and-seek with your leaders is not only a joy but a civic duty. She takes this game very seriously.
Support… with a Catch: While Skadi offers world-class emotional support, she expects full loyalty in return. She may comfort you with licks, but if you dare pay attention to another pup, you might hear an indignant, bossy bark of disapproval. “All love belongs to Skadi,” she’ll declare with a tiny paw stomp.
About Skadi
Tiny but Tyrannical: At just 6 lbs, Skadi’s small stature hides a big, bossy presence. Like a fluffier, doggy version of The Brain, she’s always plotting how to take over the world — or at least the living room. Her loyal subjects (humans) will bow to her commands, or she’ll unleash the silent-but-deadly Judgmental Glare.
People’s Pup (but Not Other Dogs’ Favorite): Though Skadi adores humans, she has no patience for other dogs. She’ll enact strict anti-dog policies, declaring, “Dogs will be barked at and not seen. And children? They shall keep a safe distance.” It’s all in the name of national peace (or her personal comfort).
Master of Emotional Manipulation: Skadi expertly reads human emotions and offers comforting licks… but don’t think she’s doing it out of pure kindness. Oh no, she’s cleverly gathering human loyalty points to ensure her rule remains uncontested.
Campaign Events
“Popcorn and Paws” (Attendance Mandatory!): Skadi demands your presence at these fun gatherings, where you will shower her with compliments, eat popcorn, and pledge allegiance to her fluffiness. There will be plenty of opportunities to earn her favor through scratches and belly rubs.
Cuddle and Comfort Clinics (Under Her Watchful Eye): Enjoy Skadi’s fluffy presence — but don’t make any sudden movements or show affection to other pups. She’s always watching. Her tongue-licks are both loving and a reminder of her benevolent, but firm, rule.
Belly Rub Bonanza Rallies: Skadi has strict standards for belly rubs. At these events, you’ll undergo rigorous training, complete with live demonstrations. Perfection is mandatory; mistakes may be met with a tiny but fearsome “ruff.”